This plan went off the rails and totally backfired. Instead of sweeping it under the rug I figured I post it anyhow in it’s full glory. Mary was suppose to roast me, I suggested she throw in a few jabs at my a$$hole cousin and my bad work ethic. She did a great job, but I should have specified that I wanted her in character as Gail with her saliva slurping and HJs under the table jokes. The 9/11 reference of my work history at the WTC didn’t go over well. Check out my resume in the tech subsection if your curious. My fault, she’s a wonderful actress on the…