Gail The Snail
This plan went off the rails and totally backfired. Instead of sweeping it under the rug I figured I post it anyhow in it’s full glory. Mary was suppose to roast me, I suggested she throw in a few jabs at my a$$hole cousin and my bad work ethic. She did a great job, but I should have specified that I wanted her in character as Gail with her saliva slurping and HJs under the table jokes. The 9/11 reference of my work history at the WTC didn’t go over well. Check out my resume in the tech subsection if your curious. My fault, she’s a wonderful actress on the long running series ‘It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia‘. That series tickles my funny bone with laugh out loud humor since 2005. Please give a round of applause to Mary Lynn Rajskub!
Sit down! You sit down so we can tell you what an assh*le you’ve been.
We’re gonna get all in your face and point out your faults.
A roast? I’ve always wanted to be roasted.
Oh, wait. Let me just switch gears hereā¦ f*re up this spliff.
No, no, no, no.
Wait. Frank, hold on.
Um, everyone’s here today because they care about you and they want you to get well.
She ain’t funny. Next.
Season 5 Episode 4 – The gang gives frank an intervention – It’s always Sunny In Philadelphia